Friday, July 11, 2008
THE DEADLY SPAWN !!!
Body count: 8
"You know what I've always wanted? A giant ceramic gorilla. They just don't make fine porcelain replicas of the great apes."
That is just one of many incredible lines of dialog in this monster masterpiece. That and the masterfully delivered "What the FUCK was THAT?" just about brought the house down last night. Not to mention the absolutely bone-slamming final shot.
...and I can't find a photo of the carnivo-worms eating their way out of the psychologist dad's eyesockets so just pretend that picture's here now and you're looking at it.
See some of you next week for THE UNSEEN, featuring our most offensive pre-feature trailer reel of all time.
NOTE: In the photograph at the top of this post, that alien is totally touching the blonde guy's dinger.