tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652091899049615260.post1291333908178471119..comments2023-10-24T07:46:12.995-05:00Comments on Alamo Terror Tuesday: LASERBLAST !!!Zack Carlsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048372186574470130noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652091899049615260.post-46496943861796053322008-08-15T17:03:00.000-05:002008-08-15T17:03:00.000-05:00Dr. Biobrain -Sorry you couldn't get in. I really ...Dr. Biobrain -<BR/><BR/>Sorry you couldn't get in. I really hate having shows in the small room for this reason alone. Luckily, with the big summer blockbuster season behind us, it'll only happen on very rare occasions.<BR/><BR/>I'm working on a much larger human meatgrinder project that -- upon completion -- will reach entirely across 6th St. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for joining us in appreciating violent trash. Never grow up.<BR/><BR/>- Zack<BR/><BR/>PS: With a name like that, you should be able to get anything and anywhere you want.Zack Carlsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10048372186574470130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652091899049615260.post-41315366677991150052008-08-15T16:57:00.000-05:002008-08-15T16:57:00.000-05:00Dude... you didn't mention the film's greatest ass...Dude... you didn't mention the film's greatest asset, the always lovely and charming Rainbeaux Smith. Every time I watch this one I get mad that goofy Billy Duncan gets to hook up with her.<BR/><BR/>Regarding Charles Band (and setting aside his actress-boning proclivities), I consider him and his intentionally low-rent Full Moon Roadshow to be the closest we have (and likely every will have again) to William Castle and his ilk. Not saying that makes his recent films worth watching, but I admire the unique path that he's forged.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652091899049615260.post-89206946357628417252008-08-15T16:53:00.000-05:002008-08-15T16:53:00.000-05:00Wow, that sounds great. Too bad somebody put this...Wow, that sounds great. Too bad <I>somebody</I> put this in a theater too small for the people who only got in line forty minutes early. And not even a free beer consolation prize for having waited and getting turned away on the stairway. Oh no, I spent <I>my</I> Terror Thursday at HEB buying the shit I was planning to eat during Laserblast, and then sulking at home imagining all the glories I was missing. <BR/><BR/>Oh well, I guess one can't have expectations too high when it comes to free stuff. And what's odd is that I've never even SEEN the small Ritz theater as I've NEVER been able to get in, and actually kind of hope it's a sort of human meat grinder and that I was one of the lucky ones for not getting there sooner. One can hope, anyway.Doctor Biobrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01641661532899934766noreply@blogger.com